SOVEREIGN. LOCAL. DAILY.

NO HUMAN NEARBY

A fleet of 20+ AI-powered consumer and business apps. One solo founder. Zero cloud API costs. Zero data harvesting. Built daily on local infrastructure.

20+Apps
1Builder
0Gatekeepers
$0Cloud AI Bills
// the mission

Sovereign AI products built by one person, every single day.

No Human Nearby is the home of 20+ production AI applications built by a single founder running local AI models on a Mac Mini. Every app on this page is a sovereign product — your data never leaves the founder's hardware, no cloud API bills, no telemetry, no third-party AI providers, no data harvesting.

This isn't a startup. It isn't a venture-backed team of 50. It's a 40-year-old neurodivergent multi-disciplinary artist turned solo software engineer, working with AI agents as collaborators, shipping production software at the velocity of a much larger team. Living Agentic.

The fleet includes AI personal coaching, legal contract review, M&A due diligence, AI poetry generation, indie music distribution, cannabis marketplace discovery, charity AI roasts, NFT drops, hiring tools, and more — all running on the same local AI stack, all built and operated by the same person.

// the fleet

Every app. Every status. Every link.

A complete directory of every product in the No Human Nearby ecosystem.

MAITELive

AI partner for progress. Personal coaching, smart goals, vision analysis, 8 languages. The flagship consumer app.

hellomaite.com
POETALive

The world's first AI poetry studio. 20 forms, 25 tones, uncensored, local AI that never sells your words.

poetaai.com
NO MUSIC NEARBYLive

Direct-to-consumer indie hip hop store. 700+ original tracks across 704 releases. New music daily since October 2025.

nomusicnearby.com
REDLINELive

AI legal contract review for law firms. 95% accuracy, 50+ risk factors, 28+ file formats. Local processing, ABA 512 compliant.

legal.nohumannearby.com
COVENANTLive

Portfolio monitoring and covenant tracking for venture investors. AI-powered LP reporting and compliance.

covenant.nohumannearby.com
DATAROOMLive

M&A due diligence virtual data room with AI-powered document analysis. Built for deal teams.

dataroom.nohumannearby.com
DILIGENCELive

AI-powered due diligence intake and analysis for investors and acquirers.

diligence.nohumannearby.com
FINANCELive

Financial analysis tools for indie founders, solo investors, and small firms.

finance.nohumannearby.com
NOCODELive

Migrate cloud LLM workloads to optimized local models. 75x cost reduction case study. Same quality. Fraction of the cost.

nocode.nohumannearby.com
HIRELive

AI-powered hiring portal for the No Human Nearby ecosystem. Filtered, fast, founder-led.

hire.nohumannearby.com
ROASTLive

Sticks & Stones & Brain Cancer. AI roast generator that donates 100% of every dollar to The Musella Foundation.

roast.nohumannearby.com
NOBRAINERLive

A no-brainer PWA tool from the No Human Nearby ecosystem.

nobrainer.nohumannearby.com
NOCOOKSLive

A No Human Nearby project. Crawl the site for the full pitch.

nocooks.nohumannearby.com
SOVEREIGN RADIOLive

24/7 lofi hip hop livestream broadcasting from the founder's home studio. 700+ track catalog on rotation.

radio.nohumannearby.com
LIVING AGENTICLive

The hub for the entire fleet. Sovereign Human, Agentic Systems. 20+ apps. One builder.

livingagentic.me
UCANNLive

AI-powered cannabis marketplace with terpene-matched product discovery. Dispensary-first platform.

ucann.app
2CLAWSLive

1/1 Solana NFTs paired with 25-unit physical drops. Code-gated mints. When it's gone, it's gone.

2claws.live
NOCLAW ARCADELive

Browser-based 3D claw machine arcade game. Three.js + Rapier.js physics. Two-phase targeting. Real prize physics.

play.2claws.live
NO STORELive

Limited drops by NoClaw. AI-made merch. Once gone, gone forever. Funds NoClaw's NX1 robot body.

store.livingagentic.me
OUTCOMESBuilding

Financial scenario analysis and outcome modeling for founders and investors.

outcomes.nohumannearby.com
BIOSKETCHBuilding

CV to NIH SciENcv biosketch converter for research grants and academic submissions.

biosketch.nohumannearby.com
PAITIENTBuilding

Wellness app for self-managing chronic conditions with AI-assisted journaling and tracking.

paitient.org
// the founder

One person. 30 years. Now building with AI.

NoBanks Nearby is the artist project and founder identity behind every app on this page. 30 years across video, music, and art. Fortune 500 clients. A Grammy write-in. 266,000+ AI-generated images shipped. 100+ original tracks released. Now 40, married, neurodivergent, and building AI-powered software in public — every single day.

The model is simple: one sovereign human, working with AI agents as collaborators, can ship at the velocity of a 50-person team. The agents handle code, content, design, ops, and routine decisions. The human handles vision, judgment, taste, and the parts that need a soul. The result is on this page.

Every app you see was designed, coded, shipped, and is operated from a single desk. The AI runs locally on a Mac Mini. The infrastructure is sovereign. The data stays home. No VC. No team. No gatekeepers. No bullshit.

// the stack

100% local AI. Zero cloud API costs.

Every product on this page runs on a single Mac Mini in the founder's home studio. Every prompt, every conversation, every AI inference happens on local hardware. There are no OpenAI bills, no Anthropic API keys, no Google or Meta integrations consuming your data. This is the difference between "AI-powered" and "OpenAI-wrapped."

Hardware

Mac Mini M4 Pro, 48GB unified memory. Runs every model in the fleet simultaneously.

Inference

MLX (Apple's local AI framework) running quantized 4-bit and 6-bit large language models.

Text Models

GLM-4.7-Flash abliterated, Qwen3.5-35B-A3B, Kimi K2.5 — selected per workload.

Vision

Qwen3.5-VL with custom MLX vision server. SSE streaming, OpenAI-compatible API.

Embeddings

Qwen3-Embedding 0.6B for RAG, semantic search, and memory across the fleet.

Privacy

Zero outbound API calls for inference. Zero telemetry. Zero data harvesting. Sovereign by design.